STRAIGHT FROM THE MUT

So North Korea tested a nuclear bomb last night. I’m watching the news in bed, and there was a report that China was given a 20 minute warning ahead of the test. Randi was lying next to me and got all mad. She’s like, “North Korea can give a 20 minute warning about an impending nuclear explosion, but you can’t give me a 10 second heads up that you are about to fart under the blanket?”