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Diamonds (12/8/06)

Posted on Sunday, August 24, 2008 at 12:46AM by Registered CommenterDMut | CommentsPost a Comment
Randi was playing around with her wedding band last night. I got snookered into returning her original band, and buying her one with more diamonds. Randi is quickly becoming the Nelly of Cedar Rapids, IA. All she needs is one of those grillz. Oh, and a rap career. And a really really dark tan.

Anyway, she was commenting on what a good job the jeweler did. “Can you imagine working with diamonds all day? You’d kind of get spoiled.” “Uh, kind of like a gynecologist?” I asked. 

Obviously, no sex for me last night. 

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