Room Service
Had our firm holiday party the other night. Dinner at Joe's and an afterparty at Howl at the Moon. Plus, for the first time, Randi and I availed ourselves to the free hotel room afterwards. And the place was really nice. Anyway, when we got back to the room, Randi was hammered. "I'm wooooo drunk. I looooooove you.... ARE THOSE CASHEWS IN THE MINI-BAR?!?!" I will say this: A nice place like the Omni I would expect to have thicker walls. Not sure what kind of male enhancement pill I was slipped, but right after I started making my moves, the people in the next room started banging on the wall. I guess I can see how moans of ecstasy mixed in with the occasional "You're crushing me" and "That doesn't really feel good" might be a bit disturbing.
I drifted off to sleep and had a wonderful dream that Randi and I were in much warmer weather....





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