STRAIGHT FROM THE MUT

Life as a parent has definitely changed me.  I took the baby for a walk the other day, and I passed this couple walking with their two little kids.  Instead of oogling the mom's considerable rack, I found myself strangely enamored with the stroller the guy was pushing. The thing was a double wide, with enough room for both kids, and like 44 pounds of baby gear.  It had huge oversized tires and chrome finishes.  I am pretty sure I saw a GPS. It was like the Escalade of strollers.  Throw in a couple of bootylicious black chicks and spinners on the tires, and it could appear in the next Jay-Z video.  I felt so bad for Josie.  These brats are rolling around like Rob and Big, and my poor kid is strapped into a Dodge Neon.  Stroller envy.  It hurts inside.