STRAIGHT FROM THE MUT

The first six weeks or so having a baby is torture.  You have the diapers, the crying, the lack of sleep and of course, no sexytime.  I don't get why women need 6-8 weeks on the DL.  So there is a little tearing.  Paul Pierce tore up his ankle in game 3 of the NBA Finals and was back the next fucking night!

Around week 6, Randi was feeling up to giving it a try.  Physically I mean.  Getting mentally prepared for me to climb back aboard took a couple of more weeks.  And hypnosis.

After a brief stint in the minors, I was ready to take the mound.  Literally.  We opened a bottle of wine, put on some music, and I musked up.  30 3 minutes later, I rolled over and asked how it was.  "It was uncomfortable and I couldn't get into it."  Well, at least  things were right back to normal.