STRAIGHT FROM THE MUT

When the fuck did BMX biking become an Olympic sport?  The last time I even saw a BMX was when my neighbor moved away in 4th grade, taking his Mongoose with him.  Do they get bonus points for 80's mullets?  And they have mountain biking and windsurfing too??  Its already a disgrace that they allow pong pong, er, table tennis, but turning the XXIX Olympiad into the fucking X-games is too much.  Why not add in beer pong and strip poker and just call it Greek Week.

And when did Camryn Manheim make the women's softball team??