STRAIGHT FROM THE MUT

You know what I can’t stand?   The abortion debate.   I don't even have the right to choose what kind of throw pillows we have on our bed, so ladies, no sympathy from me.

People are looking at it all wrong.   Who cares when life begins?   The world is full of people who we all agree deserve to be killed with a rusty spoon and battery acid, so what’s wrong with getting a head start?   You’re telling me of you had a flux capacitor equipped DeLorean, you wouldn’t go back and have a “talk” with the parents of Stalin, Jeffrey Dahmer and Heidi Montage?

I personally belief that life begins when you drug the girl you want to have sex with  the condom breaks, however I support a woman’s right to choose up until the kid turns 6.   You should have a pretty good idea what kind of d-bag you’re dealing with by that point.