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Gay Aiken

Posted on Friday, September 26, 2008 at 01:03PM by Registered CommenterDMut | Comments2 Comments
In a SHOCKING admission, Clay Aiken has come clean and announced he's gay. "I always assumed no one had any idea. I mean did anyone know Elton John, George Michael, or even Liberace were gay? "*  This is fucking news??  This is like Roger Clemens admitting he took steroids.  Like Lehman Brothers admitting things weren't so hot.  Like me admitting to Randi that I did indeed eat the entire carton of Phish Food.  Clay, the only way you could have appeared any gayer would be if you literally had a penis and balls in your mouth while you performed.

*I made that quote up

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Reader Comments (2)

Liberace was gay? Never say that one.
September 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAdam
Never saw that one I mean, lol.
September 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

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